The “I love Haylee” Television Show

The “I love Haylee” Television Show

A work of Fiction

Acknowledgement: I would like to thank Eric Draven Rayne for producing the pictures which inspired this blog.

“I love Haylee” was one of the longest running and successful situation comedies on television ever, being popular on both sides of the Atlantic, and indeed, worldwide. It starred the beautiful, adorable, Haylee Lynn, played by herself, and her husband Bruce, who was her real life husband as well as her on-screen partner.

I love Haylee TV show

I love Haylee Television show

The television programmes were written by a team of writers, Forever, Claude, John David, Eric, Maddox, Terry Jones and Princess Indigo being just a few.

Amongst the fans was Eric Draven Rayne, who could – and did – sit for hours in front of his television, admiring his Goddess.

I love Haylee TV show

I love Haylee Television show

Most of the humour involved her hapless slaves, the scraps they got themselves into, and the kind-hearted Haylee, sometimes using her hypnosis and/or magick skills to save the situation.

Amongst Eric’s favourite episodes was the one where the ever-fit and healthy grateful4haylee appears with a surfboard sticking out under his arm. He keeps turning round. Haylee skilfully ducks to avoid getting hit by it, but he keeps accidentally hitting fellow slaves. As he turns to apologise, Haylee ducks again, and he accidentally hits another one. Vintgate stuff!

Or there is the one of her slaves, Servile Wayfarer, is a truck driver. He picks up a young lady who also happens to be a lady hypnotist. She tries unsuccessfully to steal him away from Haylee. Haylee and her end up in a situation when they are both trying to hypnotize each other. “No my dear, it is not I, but you who is feeling sleepy, your eyes are getting heavier and heavier…”

And who can forget the episode, when one of her slaves, Claude, is so desperate to see her that he arranges for him to be put in a large cardboard box and sent to Haylee’s PO box address. The poor boy nearly suffocates inside that box!

But Eric’s favourite, is the one involving John David. He is trying to change the oil in his fire engine, and is working in a pit below it. He and his big strong firemen colleagues in their dirty overalls, are trying to undo a large nut, with big spanners etc. They just can’t get it to shift. Then along comes sweet little Haylee looking lovelier than ever in he colourful, thin summer dress and bipperty-bopperty hat. “You see my sweet, you are just approaching it from the wrong angle, here, let me show you.” And with that she gives the nut a little twist and loosens it. “Thank you Goddess”. “You are most welcome my sweet slave.” Then, as she is walking away, he is gazing at her, not really thinking of what he is doing, as he undoes the nut further and gets covered in oil!

But Eric’s favourite part of all, was the end of each episode. Here, she would just be by herself, looking straight into the camera. Eric would look back at her, looking deep into her eyes. It was almost as if she was talking just to him and no one else, as she said “Thank you for watching me and my little show tonight. I hope you have enjoyed it as much as I have. But now it is time for me to go, and it is time for you to go to bed. So when the credits finish, you will turn off the television, go to bed and dream of me. Goodnight my sweet, sleep well, you are such a good boy!”

With that Eric would always turn off the television and go to bed, feeling so blissful, happy and relaxed.

And you too, dear reader, can feel these blissful, happy, relaxed, feelings. Just surrender to Haylee Lynn. Start watching her youtube videos. Fall under her spell and start to feel the bliss for yourself.

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Breakfast News!

Breakfast News!

Although this is a work of fiction, all the goods and services by Haylee Lynn described in this blog, are provided by her in real life.

Acknowledgement: I would like to thank Eric Draven Rayne for suggesting the “Journalist” theme for this blog.

I don’t know about you, but I always like to eat my breakfast, while watching “Breakfast News” on the television.

Today “Breafast News” started with that dreadful news of the accidental death of shooting instructor by a nine year old girl in Arizona. Then there was the death of an American man, believed to be fighting alongside militants in Syria. Next came the weather. I wondered what was going to come up next. They normally lighten the fayre at this stage, with some sort of feature.

“Most people go out to work each day. Some people work from home on a computer. Today Breakfast News are going to feature a young lady who has been working from home as an online hypnotist since she left school. Her name is Haylee Lynn.”

“What??” I thought to myself. Then the camera trained on her, and sure enough it was her. My Mistress, my Goddess, my Muse was going to be featured on national television!

My Mistress, My Goddess, My Muse was going to be on "Breakfast News"

My Mistress, My Goddess, My Muse was going to be on “Breakfast News”

“So Haylee Lynn, how exactly can you hypnotize people online?”

“Online hypnosis is very similar to real life hypnosis really. It is just a question of getting the full attention of the subject, relaxing them, and getting them into a trance-like state where they become more suggestible. Some people I hypnotize in real-time and others get hypnotized by using my YouTube recordings, or by buying videos or MP3s from my online store.”

“When they buy your products how do they know what they are going to get in return? How can they be sure of getting their money’s worth?”

“Well you see, all the products do have a detailed description, and there are clips of videos and MP3s, so everyone can try before they buy. It is very unusual to have a customer who is unhappy with anything.”

“What Breakfast News would like to know is what sorts of things do you do with your subjects?”

“Oh I do all sorts of things really. I started out mainly as an erotic hypnotist, hypnotizing people who have a fetish for hypnosis, and who like to feel dominated. I also do a certain amount of hypnotherapy – helping people to give up smoking, lose weight, that sort of thing. I can also do stage hypnosis tricks, like make people’s arms float into the air.”

“And I gather you refer to some of your clients as slaves?”

“Yes I do.”

“Isn’t that a bit demeaning?”

“Not at all. I don’t force anyone to take the title slave. Normally they are very keen to be enslaved by me. For instance, my best selling recording of all time is a video called Pendant Enslavement. I have had people literally beg me to take them as a slave. It is a title reserved for my closest followers, and normally it is a title that has to be earned by pleasing me. I don’t force anyone to do anything. It is all completely consensual. Some even decided to purchase a slave contract.”

“And some of your slaves worship you and call you Goddess?”

“Yes, some do. They call me all sorts of things – Mistress, Goddess, Empress. Whatever they are most comfortable with really. Just as long as it is respectful, and they recognise that I am the boss!”

“And you have several personas I gather.”

“Yes that is right. I have two altar egos as you may call them. Vox Siren is for my hard care followers, who like the slave scenario, and who want to undergo pain for me. Healthy For Haylee  is for my desire  for my followers and I to be as fit and healthy as possible. This can be done by working out and exercising as much as possible. I encourage my followers to eat healthily, eat natural foods.”

“And how do you meet your clients?”

“Oh I never meet my clients.”

“I mean, how is initial contact made with them, how do they learn about you?”

“Well I make extensive use of social media, such as Facebook and Twitter. I’ve already mentioned YouTube. I have my own websites. Then there are specialist sites for lady hypnotists, like Inraptured.”

“And you do anything else apart from hypnosis?”

“Well I can cast spells for people who are trying to find love or employment or something. I can’t make anyone fall in love with anyone, or to make anyone get a specific job but I can help people find love or to find work. I do tarot readings which help a lot of people find answers to questions they may have.”

“My word Haylee Lynn. You are a remarkable young lady. Thank you for talking to Breakfast News, we wish all the best. This has been Ann Jones reporting for Breakfast News.

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